Daily Decrees

Beginning January 1, 2011, your all powerful yet benevolent despot will make one decree daily that will become instant and unquestionable law. Though it is said that absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is yet unkown whether absolute imagined power corrupts. Perhaps it merely corrupts the imagination. We'll find out as Marisa, the newly ordained Queen of the World, attempts to change the world for the better by making 365 unilateral decisions. Ultimately though, it doesn't really matter whether you agree with her decisions or not. So feel free to comment as long as you understand your comments are in vain. In all honesty though your queen is hopeful that you will consider the vast majority of her decrees to be the kind of decisions you wish your previous leaders had made years ago. The best part of being the supreme ruler of the world is that changes can be made easily. There are no agreements to be reached, no protocols to follow, and no bureaucratic red tape...and that is the whole point.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

January 26, 2011 – You Are What You Eat

Ever order a salad at a restaurant because you were trying to be good, only to find out later that it contained more fat and calories than the burger you actually wanted?  Ever decide to get a side of healthy broccoli instead of fries only to get a bowl of wilted green vegetables swimming in butter?  It can be so hard to eat healthy, especially when eating out at restaurants.  Many restaurants now provide nutritional information about the options in their menus and I think this is a great idea so…
All restaurants must provide nutritional information about each of the dishes in their menu. 
The information should be printed directly on the menu so that customers are easily able to make more healthy choices…if they want to.  Given that all restaurants have to do this there will probably be a need for more nutritionists to act as consultants.  More job creation! 
I’m not saying that everyone should diet; I just want to make it easier to diet. 
As always I remain your all-powerful and benevolent Queen of the World,
Marisa
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  1. David GrovemanJanuary 26, 2011 at 3:00 PM

    Cheesecake Factory nutrition is a little bit hidden on the web but I found it and it's a touch on the OMG someone is going to die if they eat a whole dinner and dessert side.

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