Daily Decrees

Beginning January 1, 2011, your all powerful yet benevolent despot will make one decree daily that will become instant and unquestionable law. Though it is said that absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is yet unkown whether absolute imagined power corrupts. Perhaps it merely corrupts the imagination. We'll find out as Marisa, the newly ordained Queen of the World, attempts to change the world for the better by making 365 unilateral decisions. Ultimately though, it doesn't really matter whether you agree with her decisions or not. So feel free to comment as long as you understand your comments are in vain. In all honesty though your queen is hopeful that you will consider the vast majority of her decrees to be the kind of decisions you wish your previous leaders had made years ago. The best part of being the supreme ruler of the world is that changes can be made easily. There are no agreements to be reached, no protocols to follow, and no bureaucratic red tape...and that is the whole point.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

January 8, 2011 – Room for Your Hummer

Parking spaces are too small.  I am stating that as a fact.  It seems like being able to open your car doors all the way in a parking lot requires parking is a deserted area or having a four-door compact car and being lucky enough to be parked next to a curb, landscaping, or a motorcycle.  The lots that give you the “double lines” are generally better as they help guide people to the center of the space but even those can be too small depending on your car.  According to 30 seconds of internet research, the width of the common parking lot space varies between 7.5 feet and 10 feet.  Now if people would stop parking their massive trucks next to the passenger side of my car (forcing me to contort my body in order to squeeze my son’s massive car seat through the tiny space left between the vehicles) I might say that 10 feet is sufficient.  Since that doesn’t seem probable…
Parking spaces in public parking lots must be drawn with a minimum width of 11 feet and include the “double line” design designating parking space and circulation space.
Opening your car door should not be a privilege.  I don’t care if the problem is a lack of parking skill, an oversized SUV, or a two-door sports car with giant doors.  Everyone needs to be able to get in and out of their vehicles safely and easily.  I realize that come Black Friday you may be cursing my name because there are less spots in the parking lot, but I’ll take one day of things being worse for 364 days of easy vehicle access.  I know the other car seat toting mothers out there are with me on this one at least.
As always I remain your all-powerful and benevolent Queen of the World,
Marisa

3 comments:

  1. It gets a little better when you don't have an infant seat anymore but I agree.

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  2. Agreed. I think the solution in urban areas is to have more levels of parking garage rather than smaller spaces. - Andy W.

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  3. We could all just be forced to drive little clown cars like in Europe?

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