Daily Decrees

Beginning January 1, 2011, your all powerful yet benevolent despot will make one decree daily that will become instant and unquestionable law. Though it is said that absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is yet unkown whether absolute imagined power corrupts. Perhaps it merely corrupts the imagination. We'll find out as Marisa, the newly ordained Queen of the World, attempts to change the world for the better by making 365 unilateral decisions. Ultimately though, it doesn't really matter whether you agree with her decisions or not. So feel free to comment as long as you understand your comments are in vain. In all honesty though your queen is hopeful that you will consider the vast majority of her decrees to be the kind of decisions you wish your previous leaders had made years ago. The best part of being the supreme ruler of the world is that changes can be made easily. There are no agreements to be reached, no protocols to follow, and no bureaucratic red tape...and that is the whole point.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

February 10, 2011 – Lunch Time

When I declared the 40-hour work week I should have been more clear.  For each day that you work you should also be entitled to at least a 30 minute paid break for a meal (lunch for most people).  I think it’s really cheap to make employees work an eight and a half hour day with a half-hour unpaid lunch.  Why not just make it eight hours and forty-five minutes so that you are also not paying for bathroom breaks?  A certain amount of break-time every day should be expected and encouraged.  I’m not saying that your workers should be on the Emerald City schedule (up at 12; go to work at 1; hour for lunch; done at 2), but one extended break for a meal and various beverage and bathroom breaks are necessary, should be encouraged, and should be paid.  Employees work better if they have a means to refresh their minds and bodies over the course of a day.  Gulping down a sandwich at your desk may seem more productive, but a burned out employee will only work slower and sloppier.  On the other hand, giving your employees ample break time should help them work better and ultimately increase their overall work product.  Finally, companies that do not have an in-house cafeteria should give their employees a full hour for lunch (something all companies are encouraged to do).  Sometimes it can take a half hour just to get your food depending on the area you are in.  Sure you could always bring your lunch, but you shouldn’t have to.  In other words, people need to time to go and buy their cake and then eat it too.       
All companies must provide their employees with a paid meal break that is at least 30 minutes long.
As always I remain your all-powerful and benevolent Queen of the World,
Marisa

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