Daily Decrees

Beginning January 1, 2011, your all powerful yet benevolent despot will make one decree daily that will become instant and unquestionable law. Though it is said that absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is yet unkown whether absolute imagined power corrupts. Perhaps it merely corrupts the imagination. We'll find out as Marisa, the newly ordained Queen of the World, attempts to change the world for the better by making 365 unilateral decisions. Ultimately though, it doesn't really matter whether you agree with her decisions or not. So feel free to comment as long as you understand your comments are in vain. In all honesty though your queen is hopeful that you will consider the vast majority of her decrees to be the kind of decisions you wish your previous leaders had made years ago. The best part of being the supreme ruler of the world is that changes can be made easily. There are no agreements to be reached, no protocols to follow, and no bureaucratic red tape...and that is the whole point.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

February 19, 2011 – Time to Flex

In a workplace context, I love flextime.  Flextime means that employees are able to structure their schedules in ways convenient to them, while still working a required weekly amount and/or working around a fixed set of core hours.  Some people use flextime to work extra hours four days a week and get three day weekends.  Other people use flextime to frontload or backload their daily schedules so that they can get home to take care of their kids or so they can sleep late after nights of partying.  Some people just use flextime to make their hours a little odd so they avoid rush hours.  Whatever the personal reasons, the ability to work flexible hours is a tremendously good thing and I want to reward companies that offer this feature.
Now a lot of companies advertise that they offer flextime but when it comes down to reality, most of their employees can’t actually take advantage of it.  They either work too many hours (now also illegal by the way – see previous post) or they are considered “essential” and are required to be present at specific hours.  It’s not going to be enough to “offer” flextime.  My reward will scale based on how many employees are actually taking advantage of it.
Companies that offer flextime work schedules for employees will be eligible for tax breaks.  These tax breaks will scale up based on the number of employees taking advantage of the flextime program.
To all companies that offer flextime…you rock!
As always I remain your all-powerful and benevolent Queen of the World,
Marisa

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