Daily Decrees

Beginning January 1, 2011, your all powerful yet benevolent despot will make one decree daily that will become instant and unquestionable law. Though it is said that absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is yet unkown whether absolute imagined power corrupts. Perhaps it merely corrupts the imagination. We'll find out as Marisa, the newly ordained Queen of the World, attempts to change the world for the better by making 365 unilateral decisions. Ultimately though, it doesn't really matter whether you agree with her decisions or not. So feel free to comment as long as you understand your comments are in vain. In all honesty though your queen is hopeful that you will consider the vast majority of her decrees to be the kind of decisions you wish your previous leaders had made years ago. The best part of being the supreme ruler of the world is that changes can be made easily. There are no agreements to be reached, no protocols to follow, and no bureaucratic red tape...and that is the whole point.

Monday, February 7, 2011

February 7, 2011 – Media Blitz

Aaron Rodgers just faced a whole bunch of angry linebackers and somehow came out of it with his limbs intact.  Just because some confetti cannons go off signifying a triumphant end to the game doesn’t mean it’s OK for the media to try and succeed where the Steelers defense failed.  With the crazy media swarm that happens seemingly even before the official end of the game the players miss out on an immediate public celebration as a team and the moment of victory seems to lose a little magic.  Let’s be a little more respectful of the moment please.
Members of the media are restricted from entering the field, court, or ice at the end of a championship game until after the trophy presentation ceremony.
I think this will make championship celebrations much more fun to watch, don’t you?
As always I remain your all-powerful and benevolent Queen of the World,
Marisa
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