Daily Decrees

Beginning January 1, 2011, your all powerful yet benevolent despot will make one decree daily that will become instant and unquestionable law. Though it is said that absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is yet unkown whether absolute imagined power corrupts. Perhaps it merely corrupts the imagination. We'll find out as Marisa, the newly ordained Queen of the World, attempts to change the world for the better by making 365 unilateral decisions. Ultimately though, it doesn't really matter whether you agree with her decisions or not. So feel free to comment as long as you understand your comments are in vain. In all honesty though your queen is hopeful that you will consider the vast majority of her decrees to be the kind of decisions you wish your previous leaders had made years ago. The best part of being the supreme ruler of the world is that changes can be made easily. There are no agreements to be reached, no protocols to follow, and no bureaucratic red tape...and that is the whole point.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

February 13, 2011 – Rigged Reviews

There are lots of reasons why shopping over the internet is great (and one big reason why it is not - grrrrr UPS).  One feature I particularly like is customer reviews.  It’s something I really miss when shopping in person.  I like knowing how certain products are working for the customers that purchased them.  I know that it’s not a perfect measure of how much I will like something, but it’s a decent start.  When a product has a good number of reviews, the vast majority of which are positive, I feel pretty good about my purchase.  The problem is that retailers and manufacturers know that people like customer reviews, so what do they do?  They rig them.  The most obvious offenders are often on sites like amazon.com.  Many of the customer reviews are paragraphs long praising every minute feature of an item.  As if I am supposed to believe that some regular customer took the time to write up such a detailed and sophisticated review just for fun.  If you really want to say more about your product then put it in the product description.  The customer review section is for actual customers and it shouldn’t count it you gave the product to select customers so that they would write up “impartial reviews”.  There is a time and place for that kind of paid market research.  Use it to inform your own company; not to sway consumers.
Customer reviews on websites must be unsolicited and unbiased.
In other words, you can’t ask someone to write a review for your product because that would be solicitation and you can’t write one yourself because that would be biased.  Consider customer reviews to be free market research.  Instead of manipulating these reviews, read them and see what you can do to improve your product.
As always I remain your all-powerful and benevolent Queen of the World,
Marisa

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