Daily Decrees

Beginning January 1, 2011, your all powerful yet benevolent despot will make one decree daily that will become instant and unquestionable law. Though it is said that absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is yet unkown whether absolute imagined power corrupts. Perhaps it merely corrupts the imagination. We'll find out as Marisa, the newly ordained Queen of the World, attempts to change the world for the better by making 365 unilateral decisions. Ultimately though, it doesn't really matter whether you agree with her decisions or not. So feel free to comment as long as you understand your comments are in vain. In all honesty though your queen is hopeful that you will consider the vast majority of her decrees to be the kind of decisions you wish your previous leaders had made years ago. The best part of being the supreme ruler of the world is that changes can be made easily. There are no agreements to be reached, no protocols to follow, and no bureaucratic red tape...and that is the whole point.

Friday, February 18, 2011

February 18, 2011 – Empty Promises

“15 minutes could save you 15% or more.”  It’s catchy, no?  But what is it actually saying?  It’s pretty much promising nothing.  What the ad line really says is that you could save 15% or more but you might save less than 15% or nothing at all.  So why bother with an ad line that is really promising nothing?  It’s because most people have selective hearing or at least a selective memory.  What your average person will take away from hearing that ad line are two things: “save” and “15%”. 
What I find even more amusing than the ads that promise nothing are the ads the promise limits.  “You could lose up to a jeans size in two weeks.”  The only thing that ad line promises is that you won’t lose more than a jeans size.  But again all you remembered was “lose” and “jeans size”.
As amusing as these empty ad claims are, it bothers me that their trickery actually works on most people.  The ads aren’t lying but they are trying to deceive and I don’t like that.  If you don’t have anything true and plain to say about your company or product, then don’t say anything at all. 
Companies may not make false or deceptive ad claims.
As always I remain your all-powerful and benevolent Queen of the World,
Marisa
P.S. Happy Birthday sweetheart!

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