Daily Decrees

Beginning January 1, 2011, your all powerful yet benevolent despot will make one decree daily that will become instant and unquestionable law. Though it is said that absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is yet unkown whether absolute imagined power corrupts. Perhaps it merely corrupts the imagination. We'll find out as Marisa, the newly ordained Queen of the World, attempts to change the world for the better by making 365 unilateral decisions. Ultimately though, it doesn't really matter whether you agree with her decisions or not. So feel free to comment as long as you understand your comments are in vain. In all honesty though your queen is hopeful that you will consider the vast majority of her decrees to be the kind of decisions you wish your previous leaders had made years ago. The best part of being the supreme ruler of the world is that changes can be made easily. There are no agreements to be reached, no protocols to follow, and no bureaucratic red tape...and that is the whole point.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

February 21, 2011 – You Aren’t Special

I just finished reading an article entitled “The Problem with Memoirs” by Neil Genzlinger and it has inspired me to begin my efforts to ameliorate a very serious current problem.  Neil explains that in today’s society most people consider their essentially mundane lives to be unique, special, and worthy of broadcasting to the world.  He is bothered by the glut of recently published memoirs that drown out the few that were written by people whose lives really have been extraordinary.  The underlying problem, however, is really much larger and it is something I think I will need to work on piecemeal all week.  But we will start by solving Neil’s issue.
When it comes to biographical works, whether they are in literature or film it makes sense to at least have the full story.  In other words, you shouldn’t write a book about your life when you are in your thirties and there shouldn’t be a biographical movie about a sixteen-year-old pop star.  Writing a memoir is something you are supposed to do towards the end of your life when you can sit back a fully reflect.  If you are simply trying to use part of your life story to boost your current prospects then use a different medium.  Hey, you could always write a blog.  If that’s good enough for your Queen it should be good enough for you too.  So let’s restrict biographical books and movies to the truly extraordinary and perhaps we can resurrect the respectability of the genre. 
Producers and publishers should be much more restrictive on what they decide to produce or publish in the genre of biography.
My goal this week is to make you feel less special, but don’t take that the wrong way.  In the end, I think we will all end up much happier.
As always I remain your all-powerful and benevolent Queen of the World,
Marisa  

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