Daily Decrees

Beginning January 1, 2011, your all powerful yet benevolent despot will make one decree daily that will become instant and unquestionable law. Though it is said that absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is yet unkown whether absolute imagined power corrupts. Perhaps it merely corrupts the imagination. We'll find out as Marisa, the newly ordained Queen of the World, attempts to change the world for the better by making 365 unilateral decisions. Ultimately though, it doesn't really matter whether you agree with her decisions or not. So feel free to comment as long as you understand your comments are in vain. In all honesty though your queen is hopeful that you will consider the vast majority of her decrees to be the kind of decisions you wish your previous leaders had made years ago. The best part of being the supreme ruler of the world is that changes can be made easily. There are no agreements to be reached, no protocols to follow, and no bureaucratic red tape...and that is the whole point.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

February 11, 2011 – Plowed In

This post goes out to all of my friends and family in the New York area.  I’m sorry this winter has been so rough.  Don’t call it a “you know what”, it’s still just snow; but it has been a lot of snow and it has caused a number of problems.
Have you ever shoveled out your car only to have the snow plow subsequently drive by rendering all of your efforts from the past few hours useless?  The plows are supposed to be helping right?  I think the problem has to do with the angle of the plow as it drives down the street.  On a highway it makes sense for the plow to be angled to the side.  This will push all of the snow to the shoulder of the road.  On a local street however, pushing the snow to the side means “plowing in” the local residents.  Now, not only do they have to shovel out their driveways and walkways, but they also have to get through the wall of snow (hard compacted snow no less) that the plow has left behind.  There has to be a better way.  Residents are paying for the snowplows; they should be getting better service for their money.  Clearing the snow from the street should not mean pushing it back onto the residents’ driveways; it should mean actually clearing the snow.  I’m not an expert on snow plows so I don’t know exactly what kind of effort it would entail to plow local streets in a such a way that the snow is actually removed from the street (or pushed to areas where it will not be blocking access), but I’m sure there are people out there who can figure it out. 
When snow removal is necessary, local streets must be plowed in such a way that the removed snow is pushed to areas that do not limit residents’ access. 
To New York and the rest of the snow covered globe, I hope this helps.
As always I remain your all-powerful and benevolent Queen of the World,
Marisa
P.S.  Sorry for the lateness of this post.  I have been a little overwhelmed lately with the trials and tribulations of ruling the globe, but I should be getting back on track now.

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